GLORIA walks into frame. She is placing on a jacket or
coat. A male voice, TIM, off screen addresses Gloria.
We're late. So let's move it.
Excuse me? Do I know you?
Your shoes. You don't have your
Where am I?
This is a very important meeting.
A big client. We have to impress.
Is this some kind of game?
Game? What game? Gloria, please.
My name is not Gloria.
It's...It's...Amy. My name is Amy.
OK. I get it. It's April first.
April fools. Joke's over. The
This is a million dollar account.
You have to be on your best
You think we're married?
Gloria. I'm now getting annoyed.
I am almost certain that I am not
Gloria, I am not married to you
and...and...is this our home? No
wait, this is my home. What are
you doing in my home?
You've broken into my house and...
and... and your wearing my
husband's clothes. Do we have
children? We have children. I
have a child. He's a boy. What
have you done with him?
OK, your starting to worry me...
Let me tell you what you need to
worry about... a mother's wrath.
What did you do with my son? I
swear I will take a serrated
kitchen knife and cut your penis
off and put it on a hot dog bun if
you don't get out of my house and
leave us alone.
Gloria tries to calm herself. She takes a deep breath, and
morphs into a relaxed wife.
Wow. That was cool. Hadn't felt
that since I played Lady MacBeth in
high school. Sorry. Hey. It's
April Fools. Let's go to dinner.